Hedging

State-backed hate edging to a controversial person as they suffer life destroying or reputation ending results. Hate edging is a long term practice, and is often increased extreme posting that over time produces the Hedged result.

The hate posting about Kyle Rittenhouse going to prison continued long after he was acquitted. Showing that many were simply hedging to the idea of him going to prison instead of actively seeking justice.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Hedging

Within gaming, notably First Person Shooters (FPS), to end one's life using explosives in a sacrificial yet joyful manner. And example of this is running up to an enemy and throw an explosive at both of your feet. The resulting explosion kills you both.

The original origin of the term comes from the novel series "Malazan Book of the Fallen" by Steven Erikson. Within the story, one of the sappers (or combat engineer) uses a 'cusser', which is an extremely explosive alchemical clay ball to save his squad and kill an enemy demon by running up to it and throwing it at the ground.

The act is only half of the process. One must be excited, or jubilant, possibly uttering a celebratory cry of triumph.

-"My strategy is simply to run in and hedge like a madman"

-"The guy suddenly ran at me and hedged us both to smitherines"

-"What the crap, who's the hedger?"

-"Thats it, I'm hedging!"

by AmadeusOblivion February 8, 2013

hedging

Description of a hedge monkey/hedger in full flow! Normally describes an action slap bang between dancing, stumbling and falling.

"Man....there were so many crusties hedging round at that free party, I felt like the only person there who wasn't completely ketted up!"

by carlypussycat March 13, 2008

Hedging

The act of jumping into rich people's hedges during the night.

Often practiced by select individuals in Canberra, Australia.

Ruth and I went hedging last night. Broke four people's hedges!

by qwerty24.08 November 22, 2010

hedging

The horizontal line that links all cubes in a cube farm. This is the "ground" that gophering is done from.

I peeked my head above the hedging a bit to see Alice talking to her mom in Japan.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

hedging

When a young wan bends over and everyone has a go on her.

Originated on the meen streets of Cormeen.

"Don't interrupt George, she's getting hedged"
"Darren had some hedging session last night with the Portumna lads."
"Her buttocks was in tatters from the hedging that occurred yesterday eve"

by Hedging March 28, 2015

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022