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Schoeneman 

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.
I would love me a Schoeneman!
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schoeman 

Schoeman is givin to those who are capable of living life with utmost importance. They are usually bubbly, cheerful and very energetic. They love being around friends and making them have fun. Don't mess with a Schoeman and tell them the 'ch' is not pronounced as a "k", otherwise you might just find yourself in a grave long forgotten from society.
Schoeman is a great person.
schoeman by Wiseelder January 27, 2021

Schneeman 

Most commonly a whore found in the slums of Westmonster stroking herself with loofah and a pound of mayonaise.
Peepaw: I was walking by ANW the other day and saw Schneeman stroking Andys dick.

Mimnaw: Shcneeeeeeee MAN! cool dick!
Schneeman by PEEPEESHESHE March 6, 2009

schwendemann 

(adj.) a cool person that is a menges and isnt a sovi or a fraiger. A schwendemann is usually amazing at soccer and typicaly really ugly but girls are in love with him. A schwendemann is outgoing and they have half of a flynn most of the time
Dude 1: yo, you know marc.

Dude 2: yeh
Dude 1: hes half of a schwendemann.
Dude 2: Why???
Dude 1: because he has a flynn but hes bad at soccer and no girls like him
schwendemann by Mr. fraiger June 27, 2009

schoenen 

Now there's a Schoenen!
schoenen by Nick February 10, 2003

Schwenema 

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale
My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema
Schwenema by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

schwendeman 

Schwendeman is a Sweden last name… my last name is Schwendeman
Mrs.Schwendeman please get over here!
schwendeman by Boo_i_scared_you November 14, 2021
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