catchingfire3's definitions

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep

I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls

1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox

by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020

Peej Jangler

Another name for someone who masturbates.

1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?

Just going to Jangle my Peej

I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler

by catchingfire3 August 4, 2019

Trysexual

Someone (Binary or Non-Binary) who is sexually attracted to anyone who try their best to do anything. Even if they are ugly, they can feel them trying there best.

Me:I've noticed when I try my hardest is when Holly gives be goo goo eyes.
Friend:Didn't you know? Holly is a Trysexual

by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019