catchingfire3's definitions

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Pansexual

Someone who is indeed not sexually attracted to pans, but is, in fact, sexually attracted to everything and anything.

Friend:DId you know that my sister is pansexual?
Me:Really? Huh... Pans. Weird thing to be attracted to

by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019

Trysexual

Someone (Binary or Non-Binary) who is sexually attracted to anyone who try their best to do anything. Even if they are ugly, they can feel them trying there best.

Me:I've noticed when I try my hardest is when Holly gives be goo goo eyes.
Friend:Didn't you know? Holly is a Trysexual

by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019

Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone

1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard

by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019

Peej Jangler

Another name for someone who masturbates.

1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?

Just going to Jangle my Peej

I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler

by catchingfire3 August 4, 2019

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Gonoherpesyphilis

Pronounced gone-a-herp-a-sif-a-lis
Gonorrhea herpes and syphilis gotten from an unprotected orgy

Dude, I think I got Gonoherpesyphilis from that orgy

by catchingfire3 October 3, 2018