Definitions by catchingfire3

Slap happy crappy 

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

Slap happy crappy by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Peep 

1) When you (male or female) pee and poop at the same time
2) catch a look at someone or something real quickly

1) Have you ever peeped your pants?
2) I had a little peep at the girl next door

Peep by catchingfire3 October 15, 2020

Squintin Torentinno 

Pronounced Skwkintin Tore-ren-tin-oh
The enept half cousin of Quentin Tarantino from another dimension. No one has seen him since the incident.

Hey did you know that Quentin Tarantino had a mentally enept half cousin named Squintin Torentinno

Squintin Torentinno by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Schwenema 

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

Schwenema by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Twatocology 

The studies of stupid people. not to be confused with twatology or twatonomy

This is a smart man for he has a master's degree in twatocology

Twatocology by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twatology 

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people

Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb

Twatology by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twatonomy 

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

Twatonomy by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020