Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep
I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding
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Pooge

A mixture of splooge (sperm) and poop due to anal intercourse

Pronounced Pooj
I just pooged my pants bro!
Tmi dude.
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Squintin Torentinno

Pronounced Skwkintin Tore-ren-tin-oh
The enept half cousin of Quentin Tarantino from another dimension. No one has seen him since the incident.
Hey did you know that Quentin Tarantino had a mentally enept half cousin named Squintin Torentinno
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Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls
1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox
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Schwenema

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema
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Fart

A gaseous gas that comes from your gasshole
I like to fart
She ripped a nasty fart
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