catchingfire3's definitions

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Peep

1) When you (male or female) pee and poop at the same time
2) catch a look at someone or something real quickly

1) Have you ever peeped your pants?
2) I had a little peep at the girl next door

by catchingfire3 October 15, 2020

Squintin Torentinno

Pronounced Skwkintin Tore-ren-tin-oh
The enept half cousin of Quentin Tarantino from another dimension. No one has seen him since the incident.

Hey did you know that Quentin Tarantino had a mentally enept half cousin named Squintin Torentinno

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Schwenema

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Twatocology

The studies of stupid people. not to be confused with twatology or twatonomy

This is a smart man for he has a master's degree in twatocology

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twatology

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people

Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020