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Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one
This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat
by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020
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Peej Jangler

1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?

Just going to Jangle my Peej

I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler
by catchingfire3 August 4, 2019
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Trysexual

Someone (Binary or Non-Binary) who is sexually attracted to anyone who try their best to do anything. Even if they are ugly, they can feel them trying there best.
Me:I've noticed when I try my hardest is when Holly gives be goo goo eyes.
Friend:Didn't you know? Holly is a Trysexual
by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019
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Pansexual

Someone who is indeed not sexually attracted to pans, but is, in fact, sexually attracted to everything and anything.
Friend:DId you know that my sister is pansexual?
Me:Really? Huh... Pans. Weird thing to be attracted to
by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019
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Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone
1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard
by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019
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Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls
1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox
by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020
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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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