catchingfire3's definitions

Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls

1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox

by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020

Peej Jangler

Another name for someone who masturbates.

1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?

Just going to Jangle my Peej

I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler

by catchingfire3 August 4, 2019

Trysexual

Someone (Binary or Non-Binary) who is sexually attracted to anyone who try their best to do anything. Even if they are ugly, they can feel them trying there best.

Me:I've noticed when I try my hardest is when Holly gives be goo goo eyes.
Friend:Didn't you know? Holly is a Trysexual

by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019

Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone

1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard

by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Schwenema

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020