catchingfire3's definitions

Twatology

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people

Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls

1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox

by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020

Squintin Torentinno

Pronounced Skwkintin Tore-ren-tin-oh
The enept half cousin of Quentin Tarantino from another dimension. No one has seen him since the incident.

Hey did you know that Quentin Tarantino had a mentally enept half cousin named Squintin Torentinno

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Pooge

A mixture of splooge (sperm) and poop due to anal intercourse

Pronounced Pooj

I just pooged my pants bro!
Tmi dude.

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019