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Schwenema

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema
by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020
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Dirty Schwerman

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.
I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!
by Your students September 8, 2006
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Schwenkalicious

Girl with a fine ass booty- a play on fergalicious
DAMN that bitch is schwenkalicious
by Edl5054 September 26, 2009
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Schweggman

A young male homo sapien that is capable of drinking incredible amounts of alcohol at any time, in any setting. Often confused for an alcoholic, a Schweggman is simply maintaining its proper blood alcohol level (somewhere between .12 and .16). Without this level maintained, a Schweggman can become irritable and utter racist and/or sexist comments at any time - users beware.

A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.

If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
"Dude, I had 5 double Jailor Serry shots and then 4 pitchers of beer last night. Lets get started again!"

"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."

"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."

"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"

"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
by T-Jao May 18, 2013
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SCHWEEM

When your balls tremble with so much might that there are shockwaves radiating from your dende(penis).
Hisika’s gay ass schweemed when he saw Gon charge at him while they were fighting
by NIGGATAR9000 April 22, 2019
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schweem

when some thing passes past you quickly
gosh did you see that UFO?

yeah it just schweem'd past!!!
by charlottevictoriajames94 October 21, 2011
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Schneeman

Most commonly a whore found in the slums of Westmonster stroking herself with loofah and a pound of mayonaise.
Peepaw: I was walking by ANW the other day and saw Schneeman stroking Andys dick.

Mimnaw: Shcneeeeeeee MAN! cool dick!
by PEEPEESHESHE March 6, 2009
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