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Schweppes 

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana
Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.
Schweppes by Linda Richman January 14, 2009

Schweppes 

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes
Schweppes by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

schweppes 

Schweppes:

Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,

Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.
- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste
schweppes by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006

Schweppes 

A tasty drank. One that was first made in 1783. A lemon-lime type flavor. Just looks like a german beer. It's good for when your sick
"I'm thirstier than the devil's vagina!"
"Than yo drank of choice be SCHWEPPES!"
Schweppes by Charlie Mcnarlie March 19, 2008

Schweppes 

What someone says when sinking a “swish” in basketball.
One would say it directly to there defender after sinking a basket “schweppes” just as one would say “swish”
Schweppes by dahimself2389 May 5, 2019

Schweppes 

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.
Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."
Schweppes by Jephty December 15, 2020