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schoenen 

Now there's a Schoenen!
schoenen by Nick February 10, 2003
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Schonenamen 

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.
Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.
Schonenamen by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010

schoening 

a bro who is large, in most respects
max is such a schoening, he towers over us all
schoening by accccm March 10, 2009

Schoeneman 

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.
I would love me a Schoeneman!
...that girl is schoener..for sure..

Schönen Rülpsen 

A bless you/gezuntheit-like expression for burps.
"BURP."
"Schönen Rülpsen!"
Schönen Rülpsen by robyn_zil April 11, 2013

Schoenebeck

Man with the biggest cock in the world and gets all the tight good lookin pussy.
Schoenebeck by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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