Schnum 

Schnum: Sharting, and cumming all at once, caused by a sneeze.

-Dude I've got wicked allergies, I just schumned all over your car seat, I'm so sorry.

-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.

-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.

-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.

Schnum by joeco51 April 22, 2017

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

Schnückem 

NOUN or ADJECTIVE; A cute pet name for girl when you consider her to be the most beautiful person in the world. Often used between young couples.
Not to be confused with schnuckems.

Hey schnückem... -or- Chrissie is my little schnückem pi...

Schnückem by DTR11 August 4, 2009

Schnug 

A breed of dog, half pug, half schnauzer. Perhaps one of the cutest and loveable dogs you will ever meet.

Guy 1: Dude, what kind of dog is that?
Guy 2: It's a schnug.
Guy 1: That's a really cute fucking dog.

Schnug by SchnugMom March 12, 2010

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

Schnűggelibee 

A semantically broad term utilised when the (potentially demanding) speaker is sleepy.

Most commonly used to encourage affection or as a request for the company of Northern lasses.

NB: The flexi-syllabic nature of this word (/ noise) allows it to replace the lyrics of any popular songs, post 1969.

Schnűggelibee

Schnűggelibee by colourfuleraser August 31, 2010