Schnumpf 

In reference to a penis that is of comically tiny proportion.

Wow, look! He has such a little Schnumpf!

Schnumpf by DeCkErZ123 December 22, 2023

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Schnupfer Xare 

The definition of a legend.

He schnupfs all your snuff tobaco grenzenlos. He nimms si halt de zeit to teach you how to produce a bries. The most important question is if he has a wife, his answer: Na! Na! Desweng schnupf i dass i koane griag
Moreover he is the reason for the Briesentum, he gave Brieses the 10 Bries Gebote and monitors us all from Lohberg (the parabries)
When you die you rest in bries and your soul will go to Xare's where you will schnupf grenzenlos forever

"Warum na scho wieda a grenzenlose?" - "es is brieszember"
"Da dads mi etz glei a so reissn"
"Bou schnupf"
"Tobakbladla, Tobakscherm"
"Xaver Multerer, auch bekannt als Schnupfer Xare"

Schnupfer Xare by Brieskalation January 6, 2020

Schlumpf

Verb.

The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.

> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.

"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"

Schlumpf by mmcKellar June 19, 2008

Schumpf 

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

Schumpf by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010

schnumf 

a small tasty snack

mhmmm I'm just going to have a wee schnumf while I'm watching the telly

schnumf by poppychicken September 29, 2010

schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.

I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.

schlumpf by mike gould April 24, 2006