Schmurf 

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

Schmurf by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

schmurk 

1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.

1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.

schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

schmur

an expression of any possible feeling (can be used in any context) mostly though if you are mad or sad.

When are you going to do your homework?
SCHMUR! I dont like homework!

schmur by Jonathan Leary March 17, 2009

schmurg

To Masturbate.
Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

schmurg by BHamm May 23, 2006

Schmurgle 

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.

We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.

Schmurgle by wrwetzel September 6, 2009

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011