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a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.
oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!
schmurr by charlooooooooooooo May 28, 2011

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
A word commonly used, and created, by YouTuber Superwoman. It's used for all kind of situations; when you've hit your pink toe on the side of the coffee table, to when you got a hundred on a test.
Girl: My cat died!

Other girl: Oh, shmurr.

Girl: Thanks for being there for me

Other girl: No problem. I feel so shmurr about it.
Shmurr by Ohmyspace August 19, 2014
A last name from the Germans. Or in other words a loving caring name. A Schurr can sometimes be hard headed. Big hearted people who would do anything for anyone.
The Schurrs came home.
1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.
1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.
schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

schnurrbart 

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.
1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.
schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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