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a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.
oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
A word commonly used, and created, by YouTuber Superwoman. It's used for all kind of situations; when you've hit your pink toe on the side of the coffee table, to when you got a hundred on a test.
Girl: My cat died!

Other girl: Oh, shmurr.

Girl: Thanks for being there for me

Other girl: No problem. I feel so shmurr about it.
Shmurr by Ohmyspace August 19, 2014
A last name from the Germans. Or in other words a loving caring name. A Schurr can sometimes be hard headed. Big hearted people who would do anything for anyone.
The Schurrs came home.
1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.
1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.
schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

schnurrbart 

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.
1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.
schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006