schmurg

To Masturbate.
Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

by BHamm May 23, 2006

Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022

Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Schmugge

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people

That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !

by Miezsko March 2, 2009

schmunguss

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

schmurk

1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.

1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.

by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006