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Schmurg Blurg
Schmurg Blurg by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022
Schmurtled
The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
schmunguss
A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.
schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023
schmurk
1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.
2. Expressing disdain for work.
2. Expressing disdain for work.
schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017
schmuggle
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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