schmurg

To Masturbate.
Derived from the German version of "Jerking" off.

My roomate has class from 4:15-5. That's a prime time to schmurg!

by BHamm May 23, 2006

Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022