Affirmation
Affirmation by G'ity September 4, 2021
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Affirmation
The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".
Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!
Affirmation by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010
affirmation
affirmation by i ship people July 8, 2022
Affirmation
Yep. There it is. Affirm their fat cock lust and accept inferiority to the retard. Nope. You can go fuck yourself with all that. And you're perfectly fine with people being shallow and hedonistic as long as it isn't Hym.
Hym "See? There it is. Anything other than affirmation is unacceptable. See how YOU'LL do it too? The thing they're doing to you? Yeah sure. Ok. Here we go! You ready for it? You- Alright. THAT WHORE IS IN FACT NOT A WHORE AND THE RETARD ISN'T A RETARD! THEY ARE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR AND BETTER THAN ME RESPECTIVELY! CLEARLY IT IS I WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LOWLY AND CONTEMPTIBLE CREATURE! BENEATH ALL WOMEN AND ALL RETARDS! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT EARLIER! BUT MY FEEBLE AND USLESS MIND IS TOO SLOW TO SEE MY OWN INFERIORITY TO ALL! SHE SHOULD BE FUCKING THE RETARD! EVERYONE SHOULD FUCK THE RETARD! AND WOMAN ARE RIGHT TO LOVE FAT COCKS. THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS EXCLUSIVELY! BOY OH BOY AM I INFERIOR TO ALL WOMEN! WOW! HONESTY! LIKE A RETARD PARROTING THE SEX OF A DIFFERENT RETARD HAVING SEX WITH THE EMPLOYEE OF A COMPANY THAT WAS BROUGHT THERE TO FUCK HIM (BOTH OF WHICH ARE BETTER THAN ME AND, THEREFORE, JUSTIFIED IN DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT) 'IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!' TO BE HONEST, I MEAN. FOR THE FIRST TIME! THIS ONE TRUTH HAS ELUDED ME FOR SO LONG! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE! MY SEEMINGLY SELF-EVIDENT INFERIORITY IS NOW APPARENT TO ME! I AND I ALONE SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING ANYONE INSTEAD OF A RETARD! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL JUST BRING ALL THE WOMEN I MEET TO THE RETARD! SEE IF I'M WORTHY OF THEM. AND IF NOT? 40 LASHES FOR HYM! SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! I'LL TRY AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT ONE, OPE? WHAT? HER TOO? THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. ALRIGHT! ANOTHER 40 LASHES FOR HYM."
Affirmation by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
cyber-affirmation
noun or verb
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
cyber-affirmation by gtbarry May 5, 2009
cuckold affirmation
An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
cuckold affirmation by pussy whipped husband - Steve May 26, 2007
The Fry Affirmation
In an argument between two or more parties, at any time one party may invoke the Fry Affirmation. That is to say if that person can find any documented evidence that Stephen Fry broadly agrees with their stance on the matter, then said person automatically wins the argument.
Please note the Fry Affirmation applies to documented evidence only. If you happen to have Stephen Fry to hand during an argument please see Fry Arbitration, The for more information.
Please note the Fry Affirmation applies to documented evidence only. If you happen to have Stephen Fry to hand during an argument please see Fry Arbitration, The for more information.
Maisy: Can you action this for me please?
John: Sure... If you can ask me again without brutalising my ears with your ugly noun/verbage. I don't see why in the 20th Cen... What... What are you doing?
Maisy: I'm searching for a video that I think may interest you.
John: Oh... Wait a minute. Are you about to invoke the Fry Affirmation? Because I'm...
Maisy: Here we go... To paraphrase: Mr Stephen Fry thinks we should relax about the ever evolving use of language and he specifically references the acceptability of nouns used as verbs.
John: I'm sorry - You were right. If you need me I will be actioning that task you gave me.
John: Sure... If you can ask me again without brutalising my ears with your ugly noun/verbage. I don't see why in the 20th Cen... What... What are you doing?
Maisy: I'm searching for a video that I think may interest you.
John: Oh... Wait a minute. Are you about to invoke the Fry Affirmation? Because I'm...
Maisy: Here we go... To paraphrase: Mr Stephen Fry thinks we should relax about the ever evolving use of language and he specifically references the acceptability of nouns used as verbs.
John: I'm sorry - You were right. If you need me I will be actioning that task you gave me.
The Fry Affirmation by axolotl5 October 10, 2011