schmumble 

A level beyond drunk slurring.

I can't help but schmumble when i'm drunk.

schmumble by Kelsey Sebesta November 1, 2007

Schmumble head 

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

Schmumble head by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

shmumble by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Shmumbled 

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

Shmumbled by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016