schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

schmortz by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schmootzin' 

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

Schmootzin' by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmotz 

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

schmotz by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmootz 

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003

dick schmoltz 

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

dick schmoltz by shit yeah December 31, 2008

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

schmertz by HJR May 2, 2006