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schmootz 

The floor was covered with schmootz
schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003

schmootz 

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.
Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.
schmootz by Greg Jerdan February 22, 2007

schmootz 

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex
After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.
schmootz by bobfri September 30, 2012

schmootz 

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.
I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!
schmootz by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

schmoozola 

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).
"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."
schmoozola by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

schmoozing 

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.
schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009
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