schmootz

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.

Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.

by Greg Jerdan February 22, 2007

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 08, 2008

Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017