schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmotz

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

by Tom Jones May 2, 2004

Shmotz

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

schmoozola

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmoozing

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schmutzklitzen

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips

(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!

by grunt2531 July 27, 2007