schmoltz 

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

schmoltz by Bee Time May 20, 2008

schmoltz 

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

schmoltz by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

dick schmoltz 

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

dick schmoltz by shit yeah December 31, 2008

HOLY SCHMOLTZ 

another term for HOLY SHIT. If you're in class, you can't get in trouble for shouting it!

Adrienne: HOLY SCHMOLTZ! I GOTTA F ON MY TEST!
Teacher: Adr-- err... continue...
Adrienne: :]

HOLY SCHMOLTZ by Adriennee September 20, 2007

schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.

That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!

schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schmaltz 

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.

Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.

Schmaltz by pizzamaster June 17, 2020