Schmootzin'

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

Schmoovin'

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.

Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020

schmoovin

Schmoovin (SHH-moo-vehn); When one is being clean with it, also known as "so with the shits".

"Yo! Look at that man on the dance floor, he schmoovin!"

"Bro I'm fuckin' godly at SSBU, my Terry is schmoovin."

by LegendJx November 10, 2020

schmoozing

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

schmoopzie

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016

schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009