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LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.
I cant stand working with such a schmortz!
schmortz by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008
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Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
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Schmootzin' 

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such
Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*
Schmootzin' by Schmootzer December 17, 2010
jewish word for messy or messed up
my room is so schmotzed
schmotz by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmootz 

The floor was covered with schmootz
schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003

dick schmoltz 

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey
"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"
dick schmoltz by shit yeah December 31, 2008
Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.
You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!
schmertz by HJR May 2, 2006
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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