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schmootzky 

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.
Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it
schmootzky by minipie September 15, 2010
Words you can keep

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
What is this schmootz on my shoe?
Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schmootzin' 

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such
Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*
Schmootzin' by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmootz 

The floor was covered with schmootz
schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003

schmooty 

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.
Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.
schmooty by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

schmootzie 

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey
schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)
schmootzie by klassey February 6, 2009

Schmoozey 

Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.
"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"
Schmoozey by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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