schmootzky 

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

schmootzky by minipie September 15, 2010

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schmootzin' 

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

Schmootzin' by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmootz 

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003

schmooty 

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

schmooty by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

schmootzie 

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

schmootzie by klassey February 6, 2009

Schmoozey 

Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.

"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"

Schmoozey by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010