Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

schmootz

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.

Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.

by Greg Jerdan February 22, 2007

schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 08, 2008

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017