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Schmootzunknown
English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
What is this schmootz on my shoe?
#dirt#stain#schmutz#filth#clean#
by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
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dirt; filth
The floor was covered with schmootz
by Liana June 15, 2003
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The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.
Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.
#film#moss#smootz#smutz#grass
by Greg Jerdan February 21, 2007
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The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex
After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.
#schmega#anal#spearm#anus#vagina#sex#seamen#backflow
by bobfri September 30, 2012
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Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.
I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!
#mess#chaos#dirt#kaka#grubby
by Indiana Mitch May 08, 2008
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