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English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.
Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.
by Greg Jerdan February 21, 2007
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The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex
After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.
by bobfri September 30, 2012
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Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.
I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!
by Indiana Mitch May 08, 2008
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