ieattheovaries's definitions

Quarthing

When your pregnant mum is pregnant and starts giving birth while driving. Sometimes the female may be cut the umbilical cord and lassoes the newborn child on to the front mirror and uses it as a windscreen wiper

OMG DAD MUMS QUARTHING

by ieattheovaries June 5, 2019

Honey Kumar

A lankey Asian guy who has really bad dandruff

He’s such a Honey kumar

by ieattheovaries May 13, 2019

Schmlif

Another way of saying virgin

Shut the fuck up you schmlif
Your such a schmlif

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Crilp

A cripple

Hey look at that crilp over there!

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Fubernuck

The PG version of fuck

Can also be used as:
Fubernucking
Fubernucked

Oh I’m so fubernucked

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019