Schmlif

Another way of saying virgin

Shut the fuck up you schmlif
Your such a schmlif

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Connecticut fuck

When she said pull out so you pulled out for a second and then went back in and nutted so she got pregnant

Your that type of person that does a Connecticut fuck

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Quarthing

When your pregnant mum is pregnant and starts giving birth while driving. Sometimes the female may be cut the umbilical cord and lassoes the newborn child on to the front mirror and uses it as a windscreen wiper

OMG DAD MUMS QUARTHING

by ieattheovaries June 05, 2019

Shappydappypoopynappy

The PG version of shit

That’s so Shappydappypoopynappy

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Honey Kumar

A lankey Asian guy who has really bad dandruff

He’s such a Honey kumar

by ieattheovaries May 13, 2019

Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much

Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019