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Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting 

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"
Shifting by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.
Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.
Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

shifting 

the act of transporting oneself to a different reality. Popularized from tiktok and Amino.
“I tried shifting to hogwarts last night but i fell asleep
shifting by user63836826 September 29, 2020

schpitting 

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.
James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"
schpitting by howlongjizz April 19, 2010

Shreve Shifting 

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
Shreve Shifting by P. Funk December 20, 2010