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A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!
Schmitz by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
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Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schlitzmas 

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.
Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.
Schlitzmas by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009

schminga 

A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.
Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!
schminga by SaraRose March 28, 2008
Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.
schitzach by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

Schmigga 

Zack is so smelly some would say he is a schmigga
Schmigga by Gooseboobs March 19, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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