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A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!
Schmitz by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schlitzmas 

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.
Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.
Schlitzmas by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009

schminga 

A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.
Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!
schminga by SaraRose March 28, 2008
Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.
schitzach by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

Schmigga 

Zack is so smelly some would say he is a schmigga
Schmigga by Gooseboobs March 19, 2019