Schmitzvah 

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

Schmitzvah by José Quesadila April 1, 2009

Skamitzvah"

1)A Special Form of jewish passage involving huge amounts of ska and Reggae music. Such artists as "Matisyahu" Or Marley.

1)We had fantastic Ska-filta Fish at Brians "Skamitzvah".

2) A skamitzah sounds like a Kosher Inyan:

Skamitzvah" by J to the a the m February 24, 2009

Schmitzka

Cheers good pal. Enjoy that beverage!

Schmitzka! To you and yours Rick

Schmitzka by dixie n. October 27, 2020

Schmitzga 

Another way to say Motivation. One would use this usually in the Marines when moral is low and need to be motivated. The word is usually used in a sarcastic manner.

"Stay shmitzga devil dog."

"This room is full of schmitzga"

"It reeks of schmitzga in here!"

Schmitzga by smartguyfromharvard January 26, 2015

shitzvah 

Having a satisfying bowel movement..a celebration of sorts ...kinda like the 'bar mitzvah' of bowel movements

Normally I have a good dump but today's was 'spectacular'...a veritable shitzvah

shitzvah by Pattio February 29, 2008