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Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.
schitzach by Phuquetard October 24, 2019
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Shitachute 

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the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion
i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes
Shitachute by Long Conk August 27, 2010

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com 

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A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

Schillachi 

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Popularised by the opening line of the seminal hit ' Temperature' by Sean Paul. The phrase: 'The gyal dem Schillachi' can be translated to: 'The girls are attractive' or variations to the word attractive.

More popular and urban synomyns include: Buff, boom-tings, Choong, Wa-wa-we-wa (said in a Khazak accent), Buff tings, Fit, Hot.

Common opinion sways toward the word having a temperature related meaning, given the name of the song. Hot, Tshhh (as in poking a finger on yourself and saying Tshhh! i'm too hot!).
'The gyal dem Schillachi' Temperature - Sean Paul.

Sunny's lookin' schillachi tonight!
Schillachi by Ablatoon April 23, 2011

schitzophonic 

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a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.
I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.
schitzophonic by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

shitache

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A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...
Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh
shitache by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

The Shiteacher 

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The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.
Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.
The Shiteacher by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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