schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .

Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.

by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

Shitachute

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

by Long Conk August 27, 2010

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White

Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011

Schillachi

Popularised by the opening line of the seminal hit ' Temperature' by Sean Paul. The phrase: 'The gyal dem Schillachi' can be translated to: 'The girls are attractive' or variations to the word attractive.

More popular and urban synomyns include: Buff, boom-tings, Choong, Wa-wa-we-wa (said in a Khazak accent), Buff tings, Fit, Hot.

Common opinion sways toward the word having a temperature related meaning, given the name of the song. Hot, Tshhh (as in poking a finger on yourself and saying Tshhh! i'm too hot!).

'The gyal dem Schillachi' Temperature - Sean Paul.

Sunny's lookin' schillachi tonight!

by Ablatoon April 23, 2011

schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.

Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019