Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

shmitch

to ride around in a jeep and dip

yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town

by capoe January 3, 2009

Schmichael

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

shmitchen

noun ~ a small kitchen

Babe, this apartment is terrible... did you see the shmitchen?

by The Saint89 April 9, 2009

schnitchel

How Kane thinks Schnitzel is pronounced...what a dick head.

“One chicken schnitchel please Mitchell”

by ratbag640 March 24, 2019

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

schvitch

to dump a large, majestic load that is glorious in nature. A shit that enspires beauty.

My last schvitch was so glorious, they put it on the cover of Time Magazine.

by Sgt. Fuzzybuns March 17, 2008