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This describes a person who at least 50% Schmuck and 100% Ugly.
Did you hear that guy, what a schmugly dip shit. I can't believe he just tried to pull that on her again.
schmugly by DJ Bubbles May 26, 2010
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Dave: That girls really ugly

Alex: Ugly schmugly
schmugly by annonynonny November 25, 2013
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Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.
"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."
Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Schmugby 

A ball game invented in summer 2005, involving a ball shaped like an 8 (like two balls attached together so it forms an 8 shape), which was stolen from a garden toy called the lo-lo ball. The game involves two teams of 2 or more people on each team, you need a garden or park or somekind of grassy area, and it will need to be divided into two halves.

Now, the aim of the game if to throw the ball so it touches the ground in the oppositions half, because of the odd shape of the ball the are many different moves that you can pull off to make it difficult for your opponent to catch. One of the most effective moves is to "sun" an opponent, this is when you throw the ball high over to the opposition so that the opponent has to look upwards towards the sun, therefore temporarily blinding them resulting in a dropped ball. Another effective move is to “tree” an opponent, this involves throwing the ball into a tree so it drops into the oppositions half, and obviously there are many different variations of “treeing” an opponent.

Early versions of the game included a "lick brick" rule instead of the traditional points scheme. This involved the dropper licking an allocated brick on a barbeque.
Schmugby - Drop the ball, lick the brick. Easy
Schmugby by Dan Schlong August 10, 2006
shmugly: the term used to describe someone that is shit level ugly
Jeet Patel is one shmugly motherfucker.
Shmugly by BlackBoy JB June 4, 2018

Schmegly 

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.
Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt
Schmegly by Kspenst March 26, 2017

Schmegly 

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere
Schmegly is one hell of a guy
Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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