Schmeckling

The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.

“Imma be schmeckling dem xanny bars, bruh. Need that quick hit.”

by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019

Schecking Out

To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.

Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.

by KeithPhef May 5, 2009

schmegaling

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

by schming king April 25, 2010

Schnecking

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)

Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again

by LurchRandall April 14, 2010

Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

by squidgit November 14, 2014

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018