Schmuckling
Schmuckling by Aloggie September 25, 2011
Words you can keep
Shmucking Wet
Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010
Related Words
schukling for a nut
when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all
We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.
schukling for a nut by iinvisible October 28, 2010
schmuckiño
- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"
- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."
- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."
schmuckiño by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021
schlucking
Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.
Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead
Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead
schlucking by AshyBear October 10, 2013
Schlucking
Schlucking by Rondondongle February 1, 2018
Schmucking
Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.
"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"
"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
Schmucking by Princs January 8, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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