Schmuckling 

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.

Schmuckling by Aloggie September 25, 2011

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

schukling for a nut 

when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all

We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.

schukling for a nut by iinvisible October 28, 2010

schmuckiño 

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

schmuckiño by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

schlucking 

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

schlucking by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking 

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

Schlucking by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Schmucking 

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

Schmucking by Princs January 8, 2012