Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.
"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"
"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
by Princs January 08, 2012

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.
Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
by Eric and Greg August 01, 2008

by SchmuckCentral February 04, 2019

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!
by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool
Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’
by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021

schmuck is a term commonly used by people from the UK in reference to someone being an idiot or just when you simply feel like calling someone something.
you absolute schmuck aj
by nicki minajjjj March 07, 2022

by josh kisul September 29, 2008
