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Schnecking 

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.
I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.
Schnecking by squidgit November 14, 2014
Eating while on the shitter.
I just caught Samantha shnacking, she has really given up on life.
Shnacking by TheShaner August 29, 2016

schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

schnekin 

In the film "The Bird Cage", the Nathan Lane character patronizes a bakery and samples the "schneckin". No off-color meaning is intended in that scene.
schnekin by richard October 2, 2003

Schecking Out

To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.
Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.
Schecking Out by KeithPhef May 5, 2009

Schnooking 

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.