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piss up a rope 

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!
piss up a rope by Starchylde January 13, 2015

pissappear 

When you are out with someone and they go to the bathroom and skip out on you.
Dude, where is Steve? Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom. I bet he pissappeared, he wasn't feelin' this joint.
pissappear by jfitz77 December 14, 2014

piss up in a brewery 

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
piss up in a brewery by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

pissphoria 

n. The extreme feeling of relief and pleasure that comes from urinating after a prolonged period of restraint. Usually accompanied with involuntary sighs of bliss and contentment.
Keith intentionally held back his piss for several hours knowing the pissphoria would be worth it in the end.
pissphoria by ballbuster33 December 29, 2013

pissippy cup 

A cup with a built-in straw loaded with charcoal filters to purify your own urine at the end of the world when there is not much water left and we are all living by the seat of our pants in the desert.
Hon, pick up one of them pissippy cups for each of us, will ‘ya, so we can possibly outlive the neighbors by a week or two!
pissippy cup by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

piss up a rope 

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
"go piss up a rope, loser."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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