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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
Schmidting by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
kendall schmidting by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

timothy schmidting 

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

schpitting 

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.
James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"
schpitting by howlongjizz April 19, 2010

Schmidt-Ing 

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.
Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?
Schmidt-Ing by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012

schmidlin 

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful
"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."
schmidlin by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

schmacting 

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting
The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.
schmacting by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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