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schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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You're leaving? Alright, schmades
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A very nice ass
Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
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schmazeltov

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^
by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009
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schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.
Nice pick, Schmaelz!!
by navillus March 31, 2004
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schmaded

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009
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