schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

Schmelz

A Schmelz is a person who plays soccer and gets into fights while playing, he usually gets mistaken for Justin Bieber and has a lot of nicknames. Sarcasm is one of his specialties, he likes to come over to your house and eat all your goldfish snacks. He'll drive 300 miles with the windows down but the most annoying thing he does of all is the way he sends text messages.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.

Example 2

Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?

by Speedy Taco July 6, 2010

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schmelzer

Goat

Schmelzer is goat

by King_Zagadou September 18, 2020

to schmalz

verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).

Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.

by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014

schmalzman

Babies in old medieval paintings

In this painting we see a Child wich looks like a tiny adult. Or what Art histrionians would define as a textbook example for a “Schmalzmann”

by Indigoogirl February 15, 2021

Schmailzl

A guy who constantly shrugs, flexes his shoulders, or neck while speaking or sitting.

That schitzo is a total schmailzl the way his neck moves about his shoulders.

by Hannahtizer November 1, 2022