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Schmelz
A Schmelz is a person who plays soccer and gets into fights while playing, he usually gets mistaken for Justin Bieber and has a lot of nicknames. Sarcasm is one of his specialties, he likes to come over to your house and eat all your goldfish snacks. He'll drive 300 miles with the windows down but the most annoying thing he does of all is the way he sends text messages.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.
Example 2
Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?
Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.
Example 2
Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?
Schmelz by Speedy Taco July 6, 2010
Related Words
Schmelzer Money
I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.
Schmelzer Money by Bird1 January 4, 2016
to schmalz
verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).
Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.
to schmalz by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014
schmalzman
In this painting we see a Child wich looks like a tiny adult. Or what Art histrionians would define as a textbook example for a “Schmalzmann”
schmalzman by Indigoogirl February 15, 2021
Schmailzl
Schmailzl by Hannahtizer November 1, 2022
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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