Schlumbego
Schlumbego by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009
Words you can keep
schlumberdoodle
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
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Schlumberjargon
Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."
Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"
Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."
Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"
Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."
Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
Schlumberjargon by vaeren August 27, 2008
schlumbergeer
A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.
schlumbergeer by vaeren October 1, 2011
schlumberger
schlumberger by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017
Schlumberger
Schlumberger by DoritosDew August 22, 2020
schlumongous
schlumongous by Peter Whacker January 11, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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