schlumberger
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Schlumberger
Schlumberger by DoritosDew August 22, 2020
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Schlumberjargon
Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."
Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"
Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."
Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"
Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."
Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
Schlumberjargon by vaeren August 27, 2008
schlumbergeer
A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.
schlumbergeer by vaeren October 1, 2011
Shlumbergered
Shlumbergered by Green boi March 15, 2021
Viktor Schauberger
Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.
Viktor Schauberger by YouGee April 14, 2005
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