vaeren's definitions
n. An oilfield term describing time not spent doing the task at hand (drilling, producing, or servicing wells). Lost time typically results in telephone calls, e-mail and paperwork from the FSM.
by vaeren January 13, 2007
Get the lost timemug. n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.
by vaeren December 18, 2006
Get the offshore christmasmug. A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.
John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.
by vaeren April 25, 2009
Get the failsuckmug. Describes the state of being skeeved out. Usually results from associating with or being in the vicinity of a person or thing considered to be skeevy.
by vaeren September 27, 2008
Get the the skeevesmug. A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.
by vaeren May 21, 2007
Get the flight statusmug. n. One who needs constant close contact (i.e. snuggling, cuddling, spooning) with his/her partner/friend/significant other. Without this contact, whining or other forms of verbal protest may be issued accompanied by pouting.
by vaeren December 9, 2008
Get the snugglebitchmug. The delay experienced after incorrectly typing your Windows login password, before you are allowed another chance to enter it.
by vaeren August 20, 2008
Get the password purgatorymug.