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Schlourt

Even the newly born baby laughed at Michael's little schlourt.
by Cowbow Bill February 9, 2010
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schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
by just make the money January 13, 2014
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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
by bt February 27, 2003
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schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
by Shackoon July 8, 2005
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schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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schfourteen-teen

number between between scheven and twentyscheven heif.
shwam, doo, two heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, 27, schwenty seven heif.
by Chase and Scott February 22, 2005
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