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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlurky 

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".
"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"
schlurky by mr.magnet March 20, 2019
the sound you make when u succ my peepee
schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti
schlurp by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019
A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
schlort by bt February 27, 2003