schlount

Schlount (Sh-lount)
It’s a word that can mean anything good or bad or go with anything. It can even be randomly put in a sentence.Created By: Mr. Unsicker

Class was very schlounting today.
The weather is very schlount.

by Schlounter October 19, 2019

schlontzwise

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.

Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.

by ZisSra July 25, 2011

Schlounge

A penis that looks like a chicken wing.

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."

by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019

schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009

Schlourt

The smallest cock size known to man.

Even the newly born baby laughed at Michael's little schlourt.

by Cowbow Bill February 9, 2010

schlounce

tired, lazy, smirky, chill, swagger downer

feelin really schlounced today, I didn't do any work

by cactustree December 11, 2018

schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007