schnoobie
She made a schnoobie
schnoobie by Schnoobie Doo January 14, 2008
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Schnookie
An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009
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schnoogie
schnoogie, originated in southern africa was created to show the true happiness of something or someone.
schnoogie by mr kanye west February 6, 2021
schnoodle diving
When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
Schnoofet
No problem, schnoofet.
schnoolie
Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."
Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."
Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
schnoolie by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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