lamoismynamo's definitions
A new association probia brought on by spending massive amounts of time with a extremely fast web connection. Searching for photos of people you may know or want to connect with.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.
My therapist said my ASSOCIATEDCYBERPHOBIA is so severe cause I said his receptionist is on Match.com and Eharmony but with a squished bug for a photo I do not think she will score!"
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!
by lamoismynamo September 5, 2009
Get the Associatedcyberphobiamug. "WAWAMOONDA = WATERMELON". (Large green round or oval shaped melon with pinkish to red juicy, sweet flesh. Grown more commonly now without little black seeds)
Pronounced as WAWAMOONDA by 4 types of people:
(1)Those who have had the majority of their teeth knocked out do to saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.
(2) An older adult who, becasue of poor dental hygine, has lost all or most of their teeth.
(3) People that have spent most of their lives as daily smokers of methamphetamine.
(4) A toddler with only two front teeth.
Pronounced as WAWAMOONDA by 4 types of people:
(1)Those who have had the majority of their teeth knocked out do to saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.
(2) An older adult who, becasue of poor dental hygine, has lost all or most of their teeth.
(3) People that have spent most of their lives as daily smokers of methamphetamine.
(4) A toddler with only two front teeth.
(1) "Man, the last time I tasted something as sweet as this WAWAMOONDA was when your ex-girlfriend came over after you two got in a fight....oh..wait.... she's not?.... Oh dude, I'm sorr..... NO!!!"
(2) "Nurse, are you sure gummying WAWAMOONDA will help with my piles?"
(3)"If you love me then prove it by shoving a WAWAMOONDA under your shirt, to look like your pregnant, and just walk out of the door. You wont get caught, I promise!"
(4) "Mommy I ate all my WAWAMOONDA, now my belly looks like daddy's, huh?"
(2) "Nurse, are you sure gummying WAWAMOONDA will help with my piles?"
(3)"If you love me then prove it by shoving a WAWAMOONDA under your shirt, to look like your pregnant, and just walk out of the door. You wont get caught, I promise!"
(4) "Mommy I ate all my WAWAMOONDA, now my belly looks like daddy's, huh?"
by lamoismynamo September 5, 2009
Get the WAWAMOONDAmug. by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011
Get the Dick Whippedmug. (1) A man that has a upper hand with a woman in a relationship because he has a dick that is worth more then his mind can offer.
(2) A man that is well endowed, and uses it correctly without having to be instructed via vocal commands.
(3) A no brainer guy thats only good for intense sex.
(2) A man that is well endowed, and uses it correctly without having to be instructed via vocal commands.
(3) A no brainer guy thats only good for intense sex.
by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011
Get the Dick Whippermug. To drink beer for breakfast.
by lamoismynamo April 25, 2011
Get the Beerackfastmug. Short for "Government upped". As in those that get or expect the Government to finance, support and bring them up monetarily.
by lamoismynamo April 1, 2011
Get the G'uppedmug. The light colored sauce your chinese food is swimming in.
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)
Mom, order me some vegetable chow mein, and make sure it has plenty of schloobie sauce so I do not choke on it and end up in the ER.
by lamoismynamo August 25, 2009
Get the SCHLOOBIE SAUCEmug.