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A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

Schlobengrinder 

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Scoobert 

Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo's real fucking FIRST name -- His last name is just 'Doo'.
Let's feed *Scoobert Doo* some Scooby Snacks because they're called Scooby Snacks not 'Scoobert Snacks'
Scoobert by Cpt_ZappBrannigan January 20, 2014