Schloberknocked 

The act(s) of being absolutly hammered beyond all comprehension.

YO! Tim is digging up past texts with his ex.
Oh not again, he must be absoultly Schloberknocked!

Schloberknocked by Dr. Biggie Nut December 7, 2021

schlobberknockered 

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004

Schlobberknockered 

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.

Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!

Schlobberknockered by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006