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Schlib

Oh, Schlib!!!

You look like schlib
by Cham94 May 18, 2011
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Schlib

Verb: to express extreme pleasure or displeasure with an eye-rolling, finger curling jitter.
Louise Schlibs whenever she sees Mathew.
by massimoduti March 7, 2018
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schligy

Replacement for “shit” coined by the almighty @zman_spongebob
Zach: “Bruh I need to take a fat schligy....”
Miku: “Shut the fuck up with that bull schligy!!!”
by Brokeboyluke April 22, 2019
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Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.
"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"
by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020
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schlicknic

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.
Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.
by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008
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Schleb

Schleb

Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:

(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).

(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.

(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."

DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.
(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?

B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"

(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."

(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"
by OED online October 21, 2010
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schlick

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.
When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.
by Anonymous April 12, 2003
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