Schleiff
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Schleifenschlampe
The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.
Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
Schleifenschlampe by MrYamiUrSimp May 10, 2022
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Schleiff • schlieffen • schlieffen plan • scheiffer • schleff • Schleaffe • Schleffing • Schleffo • schleif • Schleifenschlampe
Schlieffen
To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.
Schlieffen by eo2340 June 24, 2014
Schlieffen Plan
Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.
The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
Schlieffen Plan by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020
schlieffen plan
The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.
Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
schlieffen plan by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Schleaffe
1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage
schleff
n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
schleff by bananamanboy October 20, 2007
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