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'jokes' used by many in msn chats
~me~: i killed my teacher 2day

~u~: dood thats totally jks
jks by tom_i._sux February 14, 2004
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Just kidding sucka. A play on the traditional slang term jk.
Jesse: Dude, I think I just saw John Stamos.

Adam: Really?

Jesse: No...jks.

Adam: What does the "s" stand for?

Jesse: Sucka!
jks by Jesse G February 27, 2008
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"I am so mad about this thing on my facebook/twitter/instagram/social media feed"
"Whatever, man. If you don't like it, jks.
jks by rooooooooooo March 26, 2016

Jks Save 

An instance where the popular msn slang term "jks" acts as a safety net of sorts towards an individual trying and/or testing out a specific idea and/or thought on another individual. If afromentioned individual rejects said idea the rejected can quickly send a "jks!" immediately to quickly compensate for their epic failure.
An instance in where a "Jks Save" would best take effect..

Person 1 says (9:53 PM):
This is my new screen name: /wristxx it hurt to breathe /wristxx
Person 2 says (9:53 PM):
Lol there's an "s" in hurts faggot XD
Person 2 says (9:54 PM):
But don't don't anyway, that sounds incredigay
Person 1says (9:56 PM):
Don't worry it was totally jks!
Person 1 says (9:56 PM):
..lol

Jesus saves...but so does Jokes.
Jks Save by pewpewpew! September 3, 2009
Literally yasmín's new Instagram account; it literally means jungkook's bbc even doe my guy is asian but anyways yasmín is a goddess <3
Me: yasmín really got deleted again huh? Oh wait she made a new account called jksbbc.
Jksbbc by yoongispurplebitch April 10, 2020

fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a 

1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting
There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a
a fanpage on tiktok who is a stan of Nicki Minaj and BTS. an icon if you will.
"hey i like nicki and bts, but don't know who to follow"
"oh you should follow jksfoot on tiktok, they've got some great stuff!"
jksfoot by onikatanya March 12, 2021
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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