Schlarnt

When a woman simultaneously queefs, pisses, and defecates all at once

Jerry the other night Sarah schlarnted while we having sex, it was weirdly hot!

Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.

by FellowTeens December 1, 2020

schlanti

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.

person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti

by mifties March 5, 2021

Schlart

Schlart is when you make a wet (often smelly, but not always) fart. You can also use the term "schlarties" to describe a group of cool people.

Ryoken: Did you hear that wet schlart?
Clay: Hell yeah, cos it was me!
Ryoken: Sweet!

by Leafy Sapnotdream December 15, 2020

Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

Schlarties

A term used to describe a really poggy poggers cool group of people.

Sam: "hey did you see those schlarties? I wish I could be hang out with them."
Darrell: "omg those schlarties look so cool! Hey why don't we be schlarties, we're pretty cool."
Sam: "Omg! Darrell you're right! We should start calling ourselves schlarties."

by anonymous May 6, 2021

schlanti

ranboo. he’s a schanti

guy 1: hey did u know ranboo was a schlanti

guy 2: yea.

by coochie itch 420 April 28, 2021

Schlart

Poop, diahrea, the poop that oozes out of your anus when you need to poo really badly

I needed to poop so badly, as I was running to the toliet, some schlart dripped down my pants.

by wllimaww July 11, 2010